Today, I heard a rumor that Adolf Hitler enjoyed eating tomatoes... especially before he began a battle. I believe this must be true considering the monstrosities he commited during his reign in Germany. As you can see in the photo he was not only a fan of tomatoes but carrots. Luckily carrots are not nearly as corruptive as tomatoes.
I have also heard rumors that Charles Manson, the infamed serial killer, was also a tomato eater. That would explain the motive behind his crimes and demonstrate the corruptive influence of tomatoes. Hopefully, after 40 years in prison he hasn't been eating this food of mass destruction.
Tomatoes are EVIL.
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