For those of you unwilling to accept that tomatoes are evil: never pick a wild tomato. Tomatoes are not native to the United States but the deadly nightshade IS!! They are very similar plants, nightshades do tend to be slightly smaller, but the if you come across a wild "tomato" do not eat. That "tomato" is probably a red DEADLY nightshade!! Nowadays tomatoes probably do grow some in the wild, but all the same, steer clear of these poisonous creations of Satan, whether it's a garden tomato or nighshade.
Just in case you didn't know I am the drum major for the Dexter High School marching band. Last night was our very first performance of the season. I'm sure you can guess how it went.... AWFUL! It started out almost ok but then it just went down the drain. We had most of the band either not playing at all or not playing loud enough to be heard :-( Just by asking around I'm sure several people had eaten tomatoes before halftime. I'm sure that is what ruined our chances at a good first performance.
It has been confirmed that my sickness is not the swine flu but a simple sinus infection (with fever). The tomatoes have done their worst and I am now on an upswing (being helped by some amoxicillin pills). Anyway I figured I'd let you know that the tomatoes can be a dangerous health risk. Death to Tomato.
Last night we had tomato sauce on spagetti for dinner. snnnk... now I feel very sick. Literally. I have a fever of 101. My throat and sinuses are very cloged up... snnk... I knew I shouldn't've done it... bleh...
Mango Salsa Recipe Simply Recipes:
"Mango Salsa Recipe
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Ingredients
1 ripe mango, peeled, pitted, and diced (about 1 1/2 cup)
1/2 medium red onion, finely chopped
1 Jalapeño chile, minced (include ribs and seeds for a hotter taste if desired)
1 small cucumber, peeled and diced (about 1 cup)
3 Tbsp fresh cilantro leaves, chopped
3 Tbsp fresh lime juice
Salt and pepper to taste
Also good with diced red bell pepper and jicama.
Method
Combine all of the ingredients in a bowl. Season to taste with salt and pepper. If the salsa ends up being a little too hot or acidic for your taste, you can temper it by adding some diced avocado."
This salsa is TOMATO FREE! The mango adds a sweet taste to the spicy creating a delicious conflict of flavor on your tounge. You can replace the mango with either cantaloupe or papaya, but personally I prefer the mango.
"Mango Salsa Recipe
Print OptionsPrint (no photos)Print (with photos)
Ingredients
1 ripe mango, peeled, pitted, and diced (about 1 1/2 cup)
1/2 medium red onion, finely chopped
1 Jalapeño chile, minced (include ribs and seeds for a hotter taste if desired)
1 small cucumber, peeled and diced (about 1 cup)
3 Tbsp fresh cilantro leaves, chopped
3 Tbsp fresh lime juice
Salt and pepper to taste
Also good with diced red bell pepper and jicama.
Method
Combine all of the ingredients in a bowl. Season to taste with salt and pepper. If the salsa ends up being a little too hot or acidic for your taste, you can temper it by adding some diced avocado."
This salsa is TOMATO FREE! The mango adds a sweet taste to the spicy creating a delicious conflict of flavor on your tounge. You can replace the mango with either cantaloupe or papaya, but personally I prefer the mango.
Today in class we had to take personality tests on line for "Gifted." After we took the serious test we took a test for which famous leader each of us were. I don't know how but I guess the tomatoes were running the server... my friends got Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein and I got Adolf Hitler. Coinky-dink, I think not. The tomatoes may have found the blog but it will not stop me from revealing the truth of this conspiracy.
Today, I heard a rumor that Adolf Hitler enjoyed eating tomatoes... especially before he began a battle. I believe this must be true considering the monstrosities he commited during his reign in Germany. As you can see in the photo he was not only a fan of tomatoes but carrots. Luckily carrots are not nearly as corruptive as tomatoes.
I have also heard rumors that Charles Manson, the infamed serial killer, was also a tomato eater. That would explain the motive behind his crimes and demonstrate the corruptive influence of tomatoes. Hopefully, after 40 years in prison he hasn't been eating this food of mass destruction.
Tomatoes are EVIL.
Remember disease... Tomatoes have carried the salmonella virus several times over the course of history. Tomatoes can be very hazardous to your health.
The best way to avoid disease carried by tomato... avoid tomato!
The best way to avoid disease carried by tomato... avoid tomato!
These penguins ate tomatoes. As you can see one turned into a jerk and realized their mistake. To make himself feel better he slapped his friend into the water for letting them be so stupid.
Today, a sack of tomatoes caused one of the Escalade's seats to collapse and flip one of our passengers out of her seat!
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